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Quotes to Remember July, 2008  

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks ?
9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.  Like this:  It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?  
18. And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!
19. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
20. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
21. God is good all the time; and all the time God is good.
22.  When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive.   -- Alan Paton. 
23.  I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. 
24. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. 
25. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. 
26. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. 
27. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. 
28. I've learned. .... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 
29. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. 
30. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
31. I've learned . . . That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.